What's You Tale

Dec 13, 2008 |

Fillet Mingnon

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Ole
Tapas Bar y Restaurante
Tonight's Specialties:
Paella
King Crabs
Lobster Ala Termidor
Fillet Mingon
Callos

Biodeta

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biodata
I wanted waitress (bring the biodeta)
From the chombeyru

Keep of the Grass

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keep off the grass

Coffee Stirrir

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stirrer

It's Fragiles

Dec 4, 2008 |
fragile
Pls... Don't touch...
It's Fragiles...

One Colors

Dec 3, 2008 |
art paper
Best Buy Art Paper One Colors

Union and Tomato Salad

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onion and tomato salad

Gingerbred

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D2 Na Me Wer Na U? Kain na Tau

Nov 28, 2008 |

Smile Libre

Nov 27, 2008 |
Corny?

Keypad Malfaction

Nov 24, 2008 |

Walang Tatakas

Nov 22, 2008 |

Soduku

Nov 20, 2008 |

Off Limit

Nov 19, 2008 |

Eat Wisely

Nov 18, 2008 |

Don't Parking

Nov 17, 2008 |

Plat Screen

Nov 13, 2008 |

Thanks God

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Fallen Objects

Nov 10, 2008 |

Bakla For Sale

Nov 9, 2008 |

Nescafe Hasel Nut

Nov 7, 2008 |
hazelnutTry this!
Nescafe viva vanilla
Nescafe hasel nut
For P9.50 only

Reserve for Disable

Nov 6, 2008 |

Letter Preserved in its Original Form

Nov 4, 2008 |
The following is a letter found at a certain bar in Manila and has been preserved in its original, unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try direct translation in Tagalog.Pls read with feelings...

October 1996
To Marjie,

I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you why? What reason you can think about but you're very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I'm realize that he really can't not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you're habit of making pakialam all his walks (lakad) and always calling to their house what he go home or this or that.

And then he say he get ashame to met iether in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you're very very ,very fat body but you hate it. Thought you're the most preetiest girls he knows about. What do you think you are "Beautiful Girl" of Jose Marie Chan?

Even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else different name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I'm never call you names either in the front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I don't have any other choice but to call you other different name to. Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you're body that is to a BUDING.

You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier than you when you look to us in the mirror. I'm repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.

Love,
THE SEXIEST GIRL OF D.M.

P.S.
You say that I'm the bad breathe but who is
Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? You or me? And the final is me. There you go.

Mag-syota

Nov 3, 2008 |
syota
Bawal ang mag-syota kasi pag bumili sila maarte
By: Mayor

For Costumer Park Only Okey?

Nov 2, 2008 |
customer parking
Rising Sun Computer's
For Costumer Park Only
Okey

Deffective Products

Nov 1, 2008 |
puregold
Puregold duty free


Wetress

Oct 31, 2008 |
waitress
Wanted
House maid and Wetress (Stay-in)
contact cp# 0926-XXXXXXX

Browed Coffee

Oct 30, 2008 |
brewed coffee
Coffee
Espresso 40
Cappuccino 70
Caffe Latte 80
Browed Caffe 40
Browed Caffe w/ Milk 50
Hot Tea 50

Milk Shake
Banana
Mango

Keep Silence Gentelmen's

Oct 28, 2008 |
silence
Pls. Keep Silence... Gentelmen's
Thank you very much...

Chungky Chicken

Oct 27, 2008 |
menu
tuna belly
corned beef
tocino
choriza
pande nini
chungky chicken
chicken adobo
vienna sausage
spam sandwich
egg
tuna
ham & cheese

Don't Enter Your Slipper

Oct 26, 2008 |
slippersDon't enter your slipper
By: Management

Hole Man

Oct 23, 2008 |
manhole
Road Hole Man

Planner's and Diarie's

Oct 22, 2008 |
planners2008 Planner's and Diarie's

Draedlocks

Oct 20, 2008 |
dreadlocks
Henna Permanent
Draedlocks
Skim Boards

Stamps

Oct 19, 2008 |
P5 Pilipinas
Joseph E. Estrada

Pilipinas P5
Fidel V. Ramos

P5 Pilipinas
Gloria Macapagal Arroyo

Vicycle

Oct 18, 2008 |
bicycle
Vicycle Not Allowed
By: Mgmt.

Karira

Oct 17, 2008 |
karera
Pa-ala-ala sa lahat
ang hindi nagbabayad ay makapal ang moks
hey! ma ma! bayad ninyo
hey! ali! bayad mona bago baba
ang hanap ko ay pera
hindi karira
P8.00

Pay Before Inside

Oct 16, 2008 |
comfort room
Ladies
Bayad muna bago pumasok
Please pay before inside
Ladies
P5.00 for

Yelow For Sale

Oct 15, 2008 |
ice
Yelow for sale
Yello for sale
Bili na kayow!

Mini Pencher

Oct 14, 2008 |
mini pinscher

Magaling Gumeling

Oct 13, 2008 |
GRO

WANTED: GRO
Yng maganda ska magaling gumeling

Inroll Now

Oct 12, 2008 |
swimming lessons
"Enroll Now"
"Inroll Now"
Summer Swimming Lesson
Instructor: Genevie Natinga
Contact #: 09202726770
Marvillas Swimming Pool

Because of the Tae

Oct 11, 2008 |
dog poop
CoƱotic na ang mga Pinoy. See also Make Para post.

Ronald/Jollibee

Oct 10, 2008 |
mcdo jollibeeRonald McDonald and Jollibee: friends forever!

Pls. Don't Ask for Assistance

Oct 9, 2008 |
Pls. Don't Ask for Assistance
Ang sungit naman! Parkson Duty Free, Clark Field, Pampanga

Make Para

Oct 8, 2008 |
jeepney
Pull "D" String 2 Make Para

Ulo ng Puso

Oct 7, 2008 |
Wag magtapon ng pinag hugasan dito
at saka wag ipatung ang sabon sa ulo ng puso
salamat po

Beef Mashroom

Oct 6, 2008 |
beef mushroom mashroom
nahawa sa Jollibee's Double Yum with Mashroom and Cheese

Bubble Gum Failure

Oct 5, 2008 |
bubble gum
ATTENTION:
If the bubble gum failure to outside from the dispeser machine please ask the cashier inside.
Thanks....

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